Get To Know Your Favourite B.T.H.L. Personalities
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Robert (Eddie, Big Red, Sanchez) Sheare
General Manager - Vancouver Canucks Hard woking and friendly Rob is a native of Elliot Lake Ontario. Loves AC DC, Hates Oasis. Rob is currently on a national book signing tour with his new self help book, "How To Live With A Pathalogical Liar" GOULET! |
Rod (Maggie) Taylor
General Manager - Team Canada Fiercly competitive Rod Taylor aims to compete on the international Canadian Table Hockey team to restore our pride on the world stage. Or just punch some Swedish guys in the face. Sucks! Sucks! Sucks! Sucks! Sucks! Holds the world record for launching a puck from the net. "Everything I do is art, everything you do is cheese" - Rod Taylor
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Adam (Ad-Rock) Dory
General Manager - Toronto Maple Leafs Says Rod is all talk. Says he will destroy Rod and all comers unmercilessly. |
Jamie (Skates, Martin) Taylor
General Manager - Montreal Canadiens Comes to the B.T.H.L. from a sucessful sporting career in Olympic Ballroom Dancing.
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John (Eddie Haskell) Donlevy
General Manager - Boston Bruins Brought to you in part by the Beer Stores of Ontario |
Chris (Coly Campbell, Mlhouse) Miller
General Manager - Nashville Predators Barrie Table Hockey League President, Commisoner, Secretary, Accountant, Mediator, Head Of Sales, Public Relations, Advertising Exec, Marketing Manager, Statictician
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Sean (Moose, Little Hef) Taylor
General Manager - Detroit Red Wings International Man of Mystery - 2003/2004. Has opted out of preseason play. Overconfident in his abilities to start cold and compete. I saw him the other day he was leaning against a pole, he said "She' funny", I said I know, everybody funny, now you funny to. |
Ian (Beefy Tits) Ross
General Manager - Colorado Avalanche May or may not have killed a man with a spatula in a fit of rage over a one armed women named Bruce. Defeated younger brother "baby beef" in preseason game 5-2.
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Evan (Baby Beef, Veal) Ross
General Manager - Dallas Stars Held two leads in preseason game against Calgary. Should be a dangerous player with some practice under his belt. |
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